Many nerds may drone on about how they believe life could have started on Earth based on this-or-that data, but who knows how it actually happened? Louis C.K. recently took to Twitter to discuss his feelings on the matter:

It really feels like Mars used to be a here that got globally warmed by some very us-y people-things.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

I'm not saying I can prove it. I'm saying it feels like it.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

It feels like they left mars on a moon that they pushed out of orbit and rode over here to try to orbit what was earth
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

That's the only way you could move billions of people-y types. But their moon crashed into pre-earth and everyone died.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

What was left turned into here and our moon and got seeded by marsian corpse DNA. And later we'll use our moon to go back.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

That's what it feels like anyway.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

How "we" may have looked when we came over from Mars.

And it feels like we are gonna keep bopping around on moons til we realize the whole solar system is actually a spaceship.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

I would really like to emphasize that these are not opinions or theories. It's just a feeling I have.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

Also I feel like I know the origin of the basic despair that we all feel in the pit of our being, that one thing we all share.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

We used to be one single thing that was nowhere. The Big Bang happened, sending us, which used to be a "me" hurtling outward.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

And that basic sad despair inside is us going "aaaaaaaaaaaaah!!" Through space. We're like on the 20'th "a"
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

If you go "aaaaa!" For a jiblion years you stop even hearing yourself say it. Anyway that's just how it feels sometimes.
— Louis C.K. (@louisck) October 8, 2014

It's unclear what prompted Mr. C.K. to report his feelings on the origins of humanity, but he has already ruled out one possibility: